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Wixen Series

Posted by Kottbullar - January 19th, 2008


Wixen, what a wonderful word:
A corruption of the german expression "wichsen", which actually stands of polishing shoes but can also have the same meaning as the term "fapping".
Wixen is a totally natural process of life satisfaction and self expression and is practiced by 90% of all Newgrounds users. 8% of the rest are females and the other 2% either have no testicles, of just one.
If you don't like wixen, you are a fucking faggot and should think about selling your body on the street to fat Mexicans.
But if thou should belong to those who understood the mighty power of wixen, thou shall be eulogized.
May a bright flame light thy way through life!

New episode of Wichsen: Every second saturday... or let's just say everytime I feel like contunuing it...

-Wix dir einen, today!

Wixen Series


Comments

VIC-20

heh

Remember kids:
Always practice wixen at least 3 times a day!

So after the genius that was Unblamable, you're making a series...
..about masturbation?
Damn, I like to jack off as much as the next guy, but I don't know how many people want to see a flash movie, let alone a series, made entirely from an animation of an Angyfaic with a penis whacking off.
Still, compared to most KK movies, it's well animated, I'll give you that, and would probably pass without protect whores or CRMV. So it's not terrible. Nothing too new or interesting, but not terrible.

I wouldn't call myself a genius for unblamable, but thanks!^^
The problem is that it didn't get the attention we expected... it's difficult to show decent submissions by a spamgroup without a platform like a collection... but +1200 views and especially so many reviews just gave me all I ever wanted!^^
Don't worry, by upcoming stuff won't only be based on silly masturbating smilies, but sometimes everyone has those days on which he just wants to draw dicks! XD ...or anything else that doesn't really make sense...^^

Hey, a good cock joke is always appreciated (just ask Stamper)! And sometimes even I think the AKK sentiment goes too far, as in "Vote 0 on Unblamable so it doesn't get a daily award like it should just because it's by a Kitty". But just a loop of a face yanking it? I guess you're right about it not making sense. Still, I suppose even my favorite author, JRR Tolkien, must have had days when he did something pointless with Quenya or Sindarin (the two most complete of the many languages he created, if you haven't read his books), that he later reversed.

Hm... nice comparision!^^ Tolkin in fact was a great Author...
But one question please: Is it true that there are really AKK members who told others to vote 0 on it, so it doesn't get daily? O.o

Actually, since I'm not in AKK, I wouldn't know. But what I do know is this: it deserved a daily award, possibly even Daily Feature, and did not get it. Chances are that there was some sentiment against the Kitty Krew which worked against it, whether organized or not. I was just giving a peek into the thoughts of a Kitty-hater. Now, if you guys would make more movies of comparable quality to Unblamable (and as much as I hate to say it, A Kitty Krew Beatdown) and less spam, maybe such hatred would not exist.

I guess you're right... and I wish the KK wouldn't almost only consist of lazy bastards or spammers...
I mean there are other, younger groups than the KK who already made it to get an own collection (and even an own group related day), but they worked hard to reach that goal...
Maybe Unblamable would have deserved a daily award, yeh
At least it became a runner up submission; #8 I guess... :(
Still better than nothing!^^
Especially for a KK movie...
The problem is that there will always be people who think they are the white knights of justice and must fight the evil Kitty Krew, no matter if their submissions are good or bad and I hate fuckheads like that!
Even I wouldn't vote 0 on a submission just because it's by the AKK and I actually talked to some AKK members who said that they would just "fight" spam.
The real problem are those who take everything too seriously and don't even give us a chance; guys like this bastard here: http://tanooki-john.newgrounds.co m/news/post/62115
The guys I'm talking about think that groups like the KK only consists of assholes; in this case he was the one who started insulting us.
Guys like that just need an enemy, an evil villain they can hate, and since almost everyone doen't really like the KK, pick us as their enemy, since hate against a minority like us is always well supposted.
They may call it "war against spam", I just call it weak and think they should go get some hobbies in real life...

Well, hopefully we will have more luck with the next decent KK related submission!^^

I know about Tanooki-John. Most KK-haters are 07ers and their 08 alts, but he's an 04 user, at level 30, far more a danger to you than I am or even AndrewGlisson11, a late-coming 06er who just so happens to be the new ki1o (at least, that's the level his hatred of the KK reaches, though he is not at ki1o's level of power compared to the rest of the contemporary population). I've often used him as an example to counter the common perception that the only enemies of spam on this site are 14-year-old 07ers. But I suppose he is a hater, even though his current news post is about CC-made crap (the recently-frontpaged SSBB tribute), rather than the KK. Still, according to my research, haters allow a group to survive at first. They gain power, blam a group's crappy submissions (of which the KK has quite a few), and the group is then forced to stop spamming. At least, that's what happened to the Clocks. Powerful and willful ki1o hated them, and others were like to him in heart but not in the intensity of their hate, and the Clocks soon stopped spamming.

As far as a "War against Spam", we're actually fighting what you could call a War against Spam, but not a War against People Who Submit Spam. Or at least that's me. Possibly a few others, like Jackisback. I'm only working to stop the spam the best way I can: watch, and if I see spam, vote 0. The real problem with that plan is protect-point statwhores who have never heard of a Blam, or for that matter of watching the movie or of a 2. Users who love Newgrounds see the KK submit spam, and vote 0, but when protect-point statwhores pass it, we're ticked off. Eventually, the blatant disregard of quality gets to us...

heh... yeh!
And most of these statwhores actually don't even know that the KK isn't even based on massvoting!
There are maybe 3-5 members who discover that new spam has been submitted and vote 5 on it.
Those statwhores just think that we are so numerous that they wouldn't even have a chance at all.
But in fact it's the high amount of statwhores which keeps really shitty kittypam (spam) alive...

Ich weiß ja nicht ob du mit diesem Flash die Zielgruppe triffst.
Aber ich muß sagen dass ich lange nicht mehr so einen informativen und vor Intelligenz strotzenden KK post gelesen habe.

lol XD

Well lets talk in englisch now!
So you re right. Some of my members are probably injustice. Our guidelines says that we should vote fairly on every flash no matter its been submitted by a crew or not. Im always preaching that to them. But some are just angry at you. The sad reason for it is that some of your memberslike pantywipe, zeebmork, magyarhave spammed our first forum and magyar and a12 have hacked our seccond one. So its quiet easy to understand that some are clearly pissed off. And they simply punish you as a member of KK for this by downvoting your stuff (but unblamable is definetly worth of an award). All I can do is to say: "Be fair. Judge fairly." and stuff like that. I can also condemnd their actions, but thats all.
Oh and dont think Im defending your flash just because Im in sympathy with your Crew. I just want fairness and your flash really deserved it. Which I sadly cant say for some of your other submissions

"Juge fairly"
Exactly those are my words...
Group hatred actually is a problem and of course some of us spam too much...
But I think it's the name of your group which caught the attention of these hacking attacks!
Something like Anti Spam Patrol would maybe fit better and would be less animating for those guys who like to flame/hack groups like yours...
Also you wouldn't directly attack a special group but only spam itself so no one could actually feel pissed.

"I guess you're right... and I wish the KK wouldn't almost only consist of lazy bastards or spammers..."

You think your little muscles can with me? little freak medieval german.

You should know that we aren't living in the 1400... but 600 years ahead

lul >: P

1000!
Try it, anorexic lil drummer!^^
lol jk :3

I'll show your parents this new Wixen series... they will be so Proud of you!!!

Already did dat actually! XD
My mum didn't like it :(

What a lovely cock!

Oh! Yeh!
Ain't it fukken cute?