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Leif Erektion @Kottbullar

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Enjoyin ma weekend... also, happy Valentines day you fuckers!

Posted by Kottbullar - February 14th, 2009


I've been jamming with Kirk... check out ma new song...
Also, if you enjoyed Valentine's day the traditional way, fuck you!
It's a mindraping cult of the masses with the intention to make you feel happier in a really ridiculous way... A naked, fat little angel, shootin hard shaped arrows... what a pile of bullshit!
So, enjoy, sitting next to your girlfriend (or boyfriend, whatever, I don't give a shit), holding hands with each other like a faggot! The least thing you can do, tho, is regretting the shame! You mindless fuck!
You shall choke on every candy you got due this motherfucking filthday and die a thousand deaths! Motherfucker...

If you are a good psychologist, you may have realized that I don't belong to the "lucky" ones...
But life as a can be great for a solo sometimes... anyway... don't act like a faggot only because everyone else does! Most of you don't enen know that the whole business is about some old, brainless catholic bishop who got beheaded after he had acted nice to a bunch of couples and it got declared this the day of love... HOW FUKKEN ROMANTIC!
So , always keep in mind, while squirting your jizz in your girls hair, you are celebrating the day, some priest got his head cut off!

I'm gonna finish ma beer now...


Comments

Now I can't touch my Fender anymore, you jackass!
>:(

lmfao

I fucking hate Valentine's day.

Good

Ew... your user image is.... ew

It's the best fucking picture ever taken!

nononono when you celebrate valentine's day you are celebrating the day when roman priests ran around the streets naked whipping women with strips of sacrificed goat flesh

lmao... well... if this was a fact, I would celebrate it passionately...

lol awesome

yay

Fender sucks.
Epiphone is better.

lmao... that ain't even a Fender... it's some cheap ripoff that says "Harley Benton"

late valentine congratolations to you
1. HA HA you dont have a valentine (neither do I so fuck it)
2. You should use a better web camera with a flash light (or ask your sister or mom to take a picture)
3. nice abs... gotta get some wet dreams
4. Cool Atzen drink Oettinger
5. Your face looks like that from the joker
6. I ve got holidays next week so we can practice sometime
7. Nice goatse song lad!

1. Wixer!
2. That is a 8 megapixel Digital Camera and it has a flashlight
3. yee
4. It sucked
5. :#
6. Cool
7. Ehehehe thanks man

You're sexy

Oh yeah

Köttbullar yum yum? dina köttbullar yum yum? :3 im not gay!.... kanske lite ;3 men nu lite seriöst snack här 8=====D ((')) B00b5 P3n15 y4y M3 50 H0rnY W4NN4 M4RRyy M33 CuZ 1M 1337 :3

Schwanzka

also if your german why are you using the swedish flag on your profile? and is that reallly your balls cuz they look tasty! im not gay!

Not the Swedish flag, not my balls... more like my personal sign... just as the flag
But, yes, I love Sweden!

PS: I'm not gay too

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

Thehehe... knew you would like that song...
The original version's kinda annoying tho...

I totally agree with your thoughts on Valentine's day...which is why I don't observe it.

What did you think of being a character on "Portal Defenders?" LOL

I think it's kinda funny since I just didn't see it coming at all...

your a lier you probly some ass whole who likes to make fun of others

No, I'm a really cool guy who likes to make fun of others

wird zeit für ostereier du verstehst ;)

thehehe