I am the guy who slaps his balls against your mum's forehead
Age 36, Male
Doing Army Stuff
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Germany
Joined on 5/25/07
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Holy shit, what have I done with my youth?
Destroy 100 tombstones
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Nobody likes a turtle!
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Win the game!
Dispense of the girl.
Make a new friend!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Sit through the long-ass intro.