I am the guy who slaps his balls against your mum's forehead
Age 35, Male
Doing Army Stuff
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Germany
Joined on 5/25/07
Posted by Kottbullar - July 17th, 2007
Welcome to my blog!
Thanks to mr. Fulp I can now write something in here, nobody wants to read...
But you will read it because Ei äM KOTTBULLAR!
Anyway... if you feel offended by be because of some reason just don't take it too seriously, I'm a really nice guy actually!^^
N***A.
Unfortunately not... but I like blacks!
Sie schwedischer Verlierer
Du Engländer mit kleinem Pimmel!^^
This is fun! :3
Feel free to post more often!
Mein Deutsch ist schlecht, studierte ich es an der Schule und hatte es meistens vergessen. Noch ist Ihre Mutter ein prositute
Haha! Why do you americans allways say "Sie sind/Ihr Land ist instead of Du bist/dein Land ist?! Duze mich, du zerfetzter, klebriger Schließmuskel einer Eselfickenden Großmutter! And please use perfekt instead of präteritum when you describe accomplished past , biatsch!
But my mum is a better prostitute than yours anyway!
Which other languages do you speak?
I also sprek a little French and of course Swedish!^^
Ta mère travaille en bordel!
you just might have the greatest profile pic ever...ever ever.
Also, Im not gay.
Fuck, yes! Its allways a pleasure to see this pic! And of coure you are not gay! I mean you are the creator of totallay hetero-flashes like 300 queers! You are my great hetero-hero!
But anyway, hail the day god invented balls!
The profile pic is amazing. Nice work, man.
Balls! =D
YOU'RE WINNER
Another one who fell in love with my profile pic!^^
I wish I could express how amazing your profile picture is.
We should open a balls club in the bbs!
Man, it was so clear that you would take this profile pic again! XD
But I wouldn't have thought that you would get so much attention with it!^^
Also the song passed the audio portal! XD Wouldn't have expected that too!^^ Cangrants! U should make a frontpage post for getting some more views! I wonder if someone will download it!^^
PS: Love ya pic too! XP
Balls are a symbol of the gods! =3 Everyone comes to my profile just for balls!!!11 Muhahaha!
Anyway! Fucking great!^^ Our stupid little audio submission really passed the portal!^^ (Of course because of my great choking effects)
Thanks for helping me! Our album "Zum Kotzen" will become awesome!^^
Hail Rammelhütte!
DU ÄR INTE TJUGOETT >:(
Förorätta! Jag är tjugoett år gammal.
I just a man trying to make it in a woman's world. LETS GRAB A FUCK?
Look how she enjoys it!
Good sir, please give me the power or bratwurst for you have mentioned i am incomplete without it.
For an ordinary mortal it's almost impossible to discover the power behind this supernal wonderfulness of a meal.
Only after serveral years of studying the mythos of the powerful bratwurst you may be able to become one of the high bratwurst guros and will get the chance to find what you seek:
-The holy power of bratwurst
ello
Please, sir, this is a cultivated discussion about human testicles and my kind and intelligent way to write excellent blog entries.
If you are not able to speak clear English language and to share your oppinion about this topic with us I unfortunately have to ask you to go...
lolzcockboatzomgdickswtfmf!!!!!!1 111
-P3nis
No, you are a dick!
You frgot to log out yesterday and I posted with your name! Now everyone will think that EI äm Kottbullar! XD
No Kottbullar at my pc anymore!
What?! you posted with my account?! You jerk! I could lose my good name! XD
LOL Funny picture dude
Its shows that you have the balls to use it as a defult pic XD
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight i'm going log out now
McJesus
I'm quite offended.
Go directly to jail.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200.
Kottbullar
Kinda more original than mine!^^