DN83 2009-07-10 12:58:06

user picture fails.

Hildebrandt 2009-07-14 08:21:10

You gotta write some shit about Ghandi, civil rights movement etc.- always works (worked for me...)-
Naja, jetzt is zu spät. Nimm dirn Korken mit für die Dusche ;D

kevmcg 2009-07-26 19:07:21

Lol conscription, what kind of backward ass country is Germany?

Magyar 2009-08-17 03:10:55

ARE YOU DEAD YET?
because that would suck

amonkeyonfire 2009-08-17 17:11:08

im backing away from this user page...

Spammerguy 2009-08-25 16:43:04

Unban me plox.
I'll write a 400 word essay about the sky.

Spammerguy 2009-08-25 16:44:04

Lord Zenu, cast his mighty sceptor at the once blackened atmosphere and then sent up a soul as a sacrifice to paint the sky red with its blood. Zenu, seeing the error of his ways pissed himself laughing at the comedy show, turning the sky orange as it mixed the urine with blood. With this new color, the clouds rained a mighty gold and red shower known in the Bible as The Last Supper. Jesus, confronting Zenu on the mess the sky had created, bitchslapped the lord, making him shed blue tears that evaporated and filled the sky with its new color.

It didn't take long before it started to rain, again making the atmospheric sky devoid of all its color. The new lord Jesus, saw that he couldn't bitchslap Zenu every single time it rained, so he came up with a plan. He realized that many followed him for his expertise in knowledge of cats, particularly Persians, so he decided to round up 300 of his followers in a stand against the Persians. Jesus stood against the evil Tyrants with every grope he received. After the bloodsoaked field of each sides' casualties, Jesus regrouped with his remaining men for one last stand against the tyrant head of Persia.

He decided the only way to resolve the battle would be with a game of Chess.
As the head of the Persians, and Jesus set up their pieces, Jesus started to complain that The head of the persians, also known as Bill Gates, had white pieces meaning that he goes first. At which point Bill Gates said Blacks always go second, and shortly thereafter was gunned down by a passing automobile. Jesus, still setting up his pieces, declared himself the winner and took a piss on Bill, creating once again an orange sky.

Jesus realized he had accomplished nothing but to get back where he originally started. So, he decided the only way to get the sky to become a permanent blue was to make everybody cry. Instead of organizing a mass party of 300 more men, he would do something a bit more strategic. So, he set off to Romania where pissed off the Romans to the brink that they nailed him to a giant T, and went under the line, "I died for your sins" so that we may cry every Easter and fill the sky with its rich blue color once more.

Spammerguy 2009-08-25 16:46:26

Fun stats!
-Braincell loss after writing essay: 5000 (1000 less than normal)
-Brand new Essay Format (no thesis or conclusion, just context)
-BootCamp sucks!
-Micheal Jackson is actually Seth Green.

alkakrepierer 2009-10-10 13:40:46

schick ma ne beretta nach brake ich würd mich freuen

Havayosunu 2009-10-16 09:24:13

oh I hope you ll return home as in one piece :)
We Turks too have conscription system here btw. Thank god I study at university, or I d probably be in contact with terrorists as a private now.