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Kottbullar

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Germany
Job: Bangin ya mum

I like chickin! And slappin my Balls against your forehead! :3

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
5/25/07

Level: 17
Aura: Evil

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 9
Saves: 187
Rank #: 33,455

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 3,080 / 3,210
Exp. Rank #: 6,529
Voting Pow.: 5.91 votes

BBS Posts: 115 (0.24 per day)
Flash Reviews: 54
Music Reviews: 9
Trophies: 4
Stickers: 0

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Kottbullar

KK's dead

Posted by Kottbullar Aug. 27, 2008 @ 2:36 PM EDT

Let's take a look back at all the swell moments with this great flashgroup that unfortunately degenerated more and more during the last year...
Kinda knew it would happen one day since almost no one was really doing a shit anymore and the group started to get more and more newer guys who didn't really know the difference between good and funny spam what kinda pissed Bigfuzzykitten off... So now I'm sitting here, knowing that its over and thinking about all the good times I had with the KK...

Classic shit:
Kitty Seck(s)ings Collab(First KK Collab ever Created)
Hamster Fuck Collab (Kinda funny shit...)
Pokemon n' hitler hentai (Always liked that one for some reason)

Newer stuff:
A KK Beatdown (Without any dispute the greatest KK submission ever created)
Super Collab 7 (Probably the biggest and best KK collab ever)
"Unblamable"(Actaully some nice shit... I made this for the KK about half a year ago)
Spongebob is watching TV (A classic)
Lightalope Meets Pooh (One of the better spam submissions)
Wiggi World Hentai (lmao... thanks, Daveb0t!)
Spongebob n Hitler Hentai(Sum nice collab by Zeeb I participated in)
Kitty Krew X-mas special (Actually pretty great graphics... also nice humor...)
Kitty Seck(s)ings Collab 2 (Proofs that we didn't only consist of untalented dicks)
Blue's Dogs n Dicks Day(Sum gay ass classic-styled shit by me)

Hey There April... (Not to forget this brilliant song; totally KK style...)

And of course animations by KK inspired people:
House Of 1000 Cats (Probably the most popular and loved KK related flash ever)

Quite a list, eh?
Well, I'm just gonna sit in the corner, crying for the rest of the week and try to cut myself with this plastic toy knife I got for my 6th birthday...
...or just get fuck ass drunk and laugh at some scat- and grannyporn... that's probably easier, yeh...

Also there's a lot of single submission stuff to complete... Guess it's time to go on and try something new... and without the KK boards I won't waste so much time, composing silly messages about balls. Maybe the time has come to concentrate on actually working on some nice animations instead of hanging around on the KK chat all day. Time to try some new shit and to finish a bunch if incomplete flashes. I had a great time with the KK, got to know lots of interesting and nice guys and will probably miss the sick but pretty pleasent community...

-Rest in peace, KK

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Updated: 09/04/08 5:19 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Happy Kitty Day 2008!

Posted by Kottbullar Jul. 17, 2008 @ 7:03 AM EDT

Purrrrrrrrr!

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New submission in progress

Posted by Kottbullar Feb. 7, 2008 @ 3:58 PM EST

One More Epic Stickfight!
THIS ISS GUNNA BE TEH MOZT EPPIKK STIKKFAIT EVUR, BITSCHEZZ!

If you think it's another dumb parody you could be right... but you will see...
There won't be balls in that movie this time :(
Anyway... do you guys know sum mothod to prevent lazyness? Didn't continue any flasshit during the past week...
Gotta lift my ass and du some shit right now... gonna continue it, bitches...

50% done yet... may the power of the holy balls give me strength!

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Updated: 02/07/08 4:05 PM 32 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Let's see if this works in reverse...

Posted by Kottbullar Feb. 7, 2008 @ 3:51 PM EST

Validating at the AKK as a kind of diplomat and to convince them that we don't only consist of assholes...
A few days ago one of their guys joined our forums and actually got validated... I'm escited what the result of the converse action will be! X3

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Wixen Series

Posted by Kottbullar Jan. 19, 2008 @ 8:51 PM EST

Wixen, what a wonderful word:
A corruption of the german expression "wichsen", which actually stands of polishing shoes but can also have the same meaning as the term "fapping".
Wixen is a totally natural process of life satisfaction and self expression and is practiced by 90% of all Newgrounds users. 8% of the rest are females and the other 2% either have no testicles, of just one.
If you don't like wixen, you are a fucking faggot and should think about selling your body on the street to fat Mexicans.
But if thou should belong to those who understood the mighty power of wixen, thou shall be eulogized.
May a bright flame light thy way through life!

New episode of Wichsen: Every second saturday... or let's just say everytime I feel like contunuing it...

-Wix dir einen, today!

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Updated: 01/28/08 2:04 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Feelin Lazy

Posted by Kottbullar Jan. 4, 2008 @ 12:32 PM EST

"Unblamable" The Movie has finally been submitted...
Hoped for a daily or something like that... but MAN! IT'S KK RELATED!
Remember guys: It's easier to get a blowjob by a shark without getting hurt than winning an award on NG with a KK submission...
At least I got some nice reviews!^^ Thank you guys!

Right now, I'm working on a high quality Stick fight parody... and it doesn't seem like I had the delight to finish it... meh! Gonna look at sum moar animal porn instead!

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Updated: 01/08/08 9:55 AM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Metal Destruction Collab!

Posted by Kottbullar Oct. 17, 2007 @ 1:00 PM EDT

Do you like Metal?
Are you a decent flash animator?
Wouldn't you just love to combine those interests?
If so, join the Metal Destruction Collab now!
Created by mega-ballin-pimp-sev
Start: 1'st of November!
Requirements: Interest, some flash skills and a nice Metal song.
So let's kick some fucking ass!

Closer details if you want to join: HERE!

Updated: 10/17/07 1:00 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Actually there is a special forum for this on the kk website and I think that this has been asked before...
But when I take a look at some really good or decent kk flashes I always have to see that not one of them got a fair score!
Compared with groups like the clock crew, the star syndicate and many others we seem to be the most hated group on Newgrounds and sometimes I just ask myself why...
Of course we produce a lot of spam crap, but so do the other groups!
Even if every member would work his balls of for a (real) masterpiece there would be people who would blam it for the reason that it's a kk flash!

So I ask you, lovers, allies, haters, every day NG users and people who are just pissed off by the way we violate the portal:

Why do you like/hate the Kitty Krew and what can we do to increase our popularity?
(Would some more quality work and less spamming help?)

Tell us your opinion and dicuss!

Updated: 09/12/07 6:54 PM 35 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Comments plz!

Updated: 08/24/07 8:48 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Ok... maybe the clockday has given great scores to everyone who didn't made the mistake to submit goatse but unfortunately there was too much, especially too much crap to separate the good and decent submissions from the bad ones.
I also tried my luck and submitted a satirical one day work on which I actually worked serveral hours and spent some effort but it looks like almost everyone just voted 5 without even watching yesterday's submissions. This my be great for the guys who didn't really spent some effort but bad for those who tried to make nice stuff...
Many people may think that the score of a submission is the most important thing but I would say the greatest thing for a flash author is to get many reviews and actually it's even unimportant if the reviews are positive or a little negative because every flash author will be satisfied if he sees that some guys really watched it and have anything to say, so please guys:

Think about some of the great stuff you saw and fived yesterday and write a review for the poor guys who worked their balls of for you yesterday!
A great score alone means nothing!

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