Today is my last day in freedom because tomorrow I'm getting conscripted.
Obviously I wasn't retarded enough to skip this phase of growing up in Germany and since I couldn't be fucked to compose a completely hypocritical conscientious objection, either based on religious aspects (I'm as religious as Karl Marx god damnit... maybe I should found the church of genitals or something) or based on pacifist reasons (gay) and instead applying for alternative service (which often is even more annoying anyway).

Dicks

Well, now I'm sitting here, packing my bags, mentally preparing for the army.
Fortunately it's only 9 months I'll have to join them, of which 3 months are basic drill.
This means, for the next time I probably won't be with you guys... Maybe I can go home at some weekends but I honestly don't know about how much spare time I will have yet.

Anyway, so I'll be pretty much hanging around at the barracks, learning some maybe interesting shit, shooting some bullets just to be able to say, "carrying a rifle feels like having a second dick", earning some money my insanely indebted country gives me for the whole shit and hopefully have a nice time until my basic military service is over.
Until then, have a nice time without me.
Cya at the weekends

And what's up with you, gentlemen?

I've been jamming with Kirk... check out ma new song...
Also, if you enjoyed Valentine's day the traditional way, fuck you!
It's a mindraping cult of the masses with the intention to make you feel happier in a really ridiculous way... A naked, fat little angel, shootin hard shaped arrows... what a pile of bullshit!
So, enjoy, sitting next to your girlfriend (or boyfriend, whatever, I don't give a shit), holding hands with each other like a faggot! The least thing you can do, tho, is regretting the shame! You mindless fuck!
You shall choke on every candy you got due this motherfucking filthday and die a thousand deaths! Motherfucker...

If you are a good psychologist, you may have realized that I don't belong to the "lucky" ones...
But life as a can be great for a solo sometimes... anyway... don't act like a faggot only because everyone else does! Most of you don't enen know that the whole business is about some old, brainless catholic bishop who got beheaded after he had acted nice to a bunch of couples and it got declared this the day of love... HOW FUKKEN ROMANTIC!
So , always keep in mind, while squirting your jizz in your girls hair, you are celebrating the day, some priest got his head cut off!

I'm gonna finish ma beer now...

Gotta finish that movie...
Cure against laziness anyone?
Fuck... ok... newest screenshot...
No idea how long it will take me to finish the rest of it... pretty much shit on my plate right now... school n stuff :/

Guess I'm with ya guys once again...
Also today's my birthday, so you better lick my balls to calm me down for harassing me on such a wonderful day!

Let's take a look back at all the swell moments with this great flashgroup that unfortunately degenerated more and more during the last year...
Kinda knew it would happen one day since almost no one was really doing a shit anymore and the group started to get more and more newer guys who didn't really know the difference between good and funny spam what kinda pissed Bigfuzzykitten off... So now I'm sitting here, knowing that its over and thinking about all the good times I had with the KK...

Classic shit:
Kitty Seck(s)ings Collab(First KK Collab ever Created)
Hamster Fuck Collab (Kinda funny shit...)
Pokemon n' hitler hentai (Always liked that one for some reason)

Newer stuff:
A KK Beatdown (Without any dispute the greatest KK submission ever created)
Super Collab 7 (Probably the biggest and best KK collab ever)
"Unblamable"(Actaully some nice shit... I made this for the KK about half a year ago)
Spongebob is watching TV (A classic)
Lightalope Meets Pooh (One of the better spam submissions)
Wiggi World Hentai (lmao... thanks, Daveb0t!)
Spongebob n Hitler Hentai(Sum nice collab by Zeeb I participated in)
Kitty Krew X-mas special (Actually pretty great graphics... also nice humor...)
Kitty Seck(s)ings Collab 2 (Proofs that we didn't only consist of untalented dicks)
Blue's Dogs n Dicks Day(Sum gay ass classic-styled shit by me)

Hey There April... (Not to forget this brilliant song; totally KK style...)

And of course animations by KK inspired people:
House Of 1000 Cats (Probably the most popular and loved KK related flash ever)

Quite a list, eh?
Well, I'm just gonna sit in the corner, crying for the rest of the week and try to cut myself with this plastic toy knife I got for my 6th birthday...
...or just get fuck ass drunk and laugh at some scat- and grannyporn... that's probably easier, yeh...

Also there's a lot of single submission stuff to complete... Guess it's time to go on and try something new... and without the KK boards I won't waste so much time, composing silly messages about balls. Maybe the time has come to concentrate on actually working on some nice animations instead of hanging around on the KK chat all day. Time to try some new shit and to finish a bunch if incomplete flashes. I had a great time with the KK, got to know lots of interesting and nice guys and will probably miss the sick but pretty pleasent community...

-Rest in peace, KK

Purrrrrrrrr!

One More Epic Stickfight!
THIS ISS GUNNA BE TEH MOZT EPPIKK STIKKFAIT EVUR, BITSCHEZZ!

If you think it's another dumb parody you could be right... but you will see...
There won't be balls in that movie this time :(
Anyway... do you guys know sum mothod to prevent lazyness? Didn't continue any flasshit during the past week...
Gotta lift my ass and du some shit right now... gonna continue it, bitches...

50% done yet... may the power of the holy balls give me strength!

Validating at the AKK as a kind of diplomat and to convince them that we don't only consist of assholes...
A few days ago one of their guys joined our forums and actually got validated... I'm escited what the result of the converse action will be! X3

Wixen, what a wonderful word:
A corruption of the german expression "wichsen", which actually stands of polishing shoes but can also have the same meaning as the term "fapping".
Wixen is a totally natural process of life satisfaction and self expression and is practiced by 90% of all Newgrounds users. 8% of the rest are females and the other 2% either have no testicles, of just one.
If you don't like wixen, you are a fucking faggot and should think about selling your body on the street to fat Mexicans.
But if thou should belong to those who understood the mighty power of wixen, thou shall be eulogized.
May a bright flame light thy way through life!

New episode of Wichsen: Every second saturday... or let's just say everytime I feel like contunuing it...

-Wix dir einen, today!