I am the guy who slaps his balls against your mum's forehead
Age 34, Male
Doing Army Stuff
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Germany
Joined on 5/25/07
Posted by Kottbullar - February 7th, 2008
One More Epic Stickfight!
THIS ISS GUNNA BE TEH MOZT EPPIKK STIKKFAIT EVUR, BITSCHEZZ!
If you think it's another dumb parody you could be right... but you will see...
There won't be balls in that movie this time :(
Anyway... do you guys know sum mothod to prevent lazyness? Didn't continue any flasshit during the past week...
Gotta lift my ass and du some shit right now... gonna continue it, bitches...
50% done yet... may the power of the holy balls give me strength!
Posted by Kottbullar - February 7th, 2008
Validating at the AKK as a kind of diplomat and to convince them that we don't only consist of assholes...
A few days ago one of their guys joined our forums and actually got validated... I'm escited what the result of the converse action will be! X3
Posted by Kottbullar - January 19th, 2008
Wixen, what a wonderful word:
A corruption of the german expression "wichsen", which actually stands of polishing shoes but can also have the same meaning as the term "fapping".
Wixen is a totally natural process of life satisfaction and self expression and is practiced by 90% of all Newgrounds users. 8% of the rest are females and the other 2% either have no testicles, of just one.
If you don't like wixen, you are a fucking faggot and should think about selling your body on the street to fat Mexicans.
But if thou should belong to those who understood the mighty power of wixen, thou shall be eulogized.
May a bright flame light thy way through life!
New episode of Wichsen: Every second saturday... or let's just say everytime I feel like contunuing it...
-Wix dir einen, today!
Posted by Kottbullar - October 17th, 2007
Do you like Metal?
Are you a decent flash animator?
Wouldn't you just love to combine those interests?
If so, join the Metal Destruction Collab now!
Created by mega-ballin-pimp-sev
Start: 1'st of November!
Requirements: Interest, some flash skills and a nice Metal song.
So let's kick some fucking ass!
Closer details if you want to join: HERE!
Posted by Kottbullar - September 10th, 2007
Actually there is a special forum for this on the kk website and I think that this has been asked before...
But when I take a look at some really good or decent kk flashes I always have to see that not one of them got a fair score!
Compared with groups like the clock crew, the star syndicate and many others we seem to be the most hated group on Newgrounds and sometimes I just ask myself why...
Of course we produce a lot of spam crap, but so do the other groups!
Even if every member would work his balls of for a (real) masterpiece there would be people who would blam it for the reason that it's a kk flash!
So I ask you, lovers, allies, haters, every day NG users and people who are just pissed off by the way we violate the portal:
Why do you like/hate the Kitty Krew and what can we do to increase our popularity?
(Would some more quality work and less spamming help?)
Tell us your opinion and dicuss!
Posted by Kottbullar - August 16th, 2007
Ok... maybe the clockday has given great scores to everyone who didn't made the mistake to submit goatse but unfortunately there was too much, especially too much crap to separate the good and decent submissions from the bad ones.
I also tried my luck and submitted a satirical one day work on which I actually worked serveral hours and spent some effort but it looks like almost everyone just voted 5 without even watching yesterday's submissions. This my be great for the guys who didn't really spent some effort but bad for those who tried to make nice stuff...
Many people may think that the score of a submission is the most important thing but I would say the greatest thing for a flash author is to get many reviews and actually it's even unimportant if the reviews are positive or a little negative because every flash author will be satisfied if he sees that some guys really watched it and have anything to say, so please guys:
Think about some of the great stuff you saw and fived yesterday and write a review for the poor guys who worked their balls of for you yesterday!
A great score alone means nothing!
Posted by Kottbullar - July 17th, 2007
Welcome to my blog!
Thanks to mr. Fulp I can now write something in here, nobody wants to read...
But you will read it because Ei äM KOTTBULLAR!
Anyway... if you feel offended by be because of some reason just don't take it too seriously, I'm a really nice guy actually!^^
